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12.18.18 - Tuesday

WISDOM OF THE NIGHT

“A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.”
~ Demetri Martin

WEIRD WIKI OF THE NIGHT

Little known fact: Jesus ghosted everyone and fled to Japan upon learning of his crucification… And, of course, became a rice farmer.  >>>more<<<

SATIRE READ OF THE NIGHT

Mortality, upon a local swimming pool.

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VIDEO OF THE NIGHT

Hey man, can I get those back? >>>more<<<

POEM OF THE NIGHT

Wilderness – Carl Sandburg

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PRODUCT OF THE NIGHT

“I challenged you to a duel!”
“Very well. The weapon?”
“Compliments.”
“A capital choice.”
“Thank you, I – oh, I see you’ve dueled before!”
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BANDCAMP BAND OF THE NIGHT

Hatchie – Sugar & Spice >>>more<<<